04/07/2009

Shopping in Waitrose today

... and keeping my eyes peeled for bargains, who did I spot filling their trolleys but ex-PM "Sunny" Jim Callaghan, Dick Van Dyke ("Diagnosis Murder" Dick, not "Meeery Puppins" Dick) and, responding enthusiastically to the offer to sample some wine, Leslie Phillips from about the time of "Carry On Constable".

"Blimey," I said to Elvis, who works on the deli counter, "you get all sorts in here don't you?"

He just replied "Uh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh, oh yeah."

I think next week I'll shop in Morrison's.

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